Misconception

The insanely addictive book (vomit*vomit*)

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Today I had my English assessment.

Well, it is still the second week of my final semester and the lecturers has nothing on their mind, 

so they decided to torture us with this exam.

The objective of this assessment was to write an argumentative essay.

Easy?

Wrong.

The topics seems easy at first glance but it appears otherwise.

Initially, I took my paper and decided instantly that I will do question 4.

The topis was whether or not 

I agree to the statement, money is more important than job satisfaction.

Well, pretty easy huh.

10 minutes later, I abandoned the topic due to lack of ideas.

To make things worse, the air condition in the whole block was out that day.

Even with my deodrant on, other BOs were causing a terrible stench in the room.

Imagine doing your assessment there.

Next question was Q5.

Topic: Reading is an essential skill which contributes to a success of a student.

I was delighted and angry because I have not chosen this question earlier.

Dang.

I was left with 40 minutes to complete the essay.

(We were only allocated 1 hr for the assessment.)

I started scribbling without even bothering to write an outline.

I ended the essay with 370 words and felt like a total loser.

Daniel lightened up my heart when he told me he had only 300 words.

cOOL.

English was then followed by Biology, in the same room!!

Freakin hot.

And stuffy.

I decided to open the window and breathe fresh air through it.

It was a life saver.

After lunch, I went back to Carmen's room.

Sherrie was there but when went away with Chui Kei for lunch.

I saw this book on the dresser and guess what...

Twilight:

New Moon

Well, being an anti-Twilight, I was shocked.

The book almost contaminated my thoughts.

It was disguised with a page from a mag with a mint drop ad.

Carmen was so enthusiastic that she began telling Wei Keat, EL, and Sherrie about the 

'happy' ending of Isa'Bella' and that 'super' 'gorgeous' Edward.

Thankfully, I survived the story telling.

I swear that book can murder me.

Sherrie then asked Wei Keat and I why our bags are so darn heavy.

Instantly, a girls 'intuition' came upon her and she asked me whether i placed

any pornographic material in my bag.

That was an utterly insane question.

Firstly, it is the 21st century.

Guys does not bring mags of FHM and Playboy in their bags anymore.

 

They can place it inside their cell.

That will be the most likely place to find those treasures, no in the bags.

Next, there is no way I am going to bring porn to uni.

Where should I read it, huh?

A. In the bus

B. In the train

C. In the lecture hall

D. In the public toilet.

And lastly, guys are not 24/7 on porn, Sherrie...

We do not surf pornographic site after Chemistry.

We do not surf pornographic material after lunch and dinner.

We do not surf for porn to get a god night sleep.

Besides, a guy who is always making lewd jokes are not sex-stalkers-pervs.

Deep down, they are the best, greatest, purest guys.....LIKE ME!!