My Oath

Blogging here seems so distant.

I hardly blog here.

Sometimes I might blog at Pangeelapong.

But I found out that I hardly blog anymore.

Reasons.

Ah, life is full of reasons.

Right?

To justify yourself.

To amend.

Lol.

To cover up.

I seldom go out these days.

Why?

I am on study break.

This break was suppose to let us

STUDY!!!

I ended up sleeping as usual.

I did not even go out for yam cha anymore.

=.=

No phone calls.

I hardly go online.

I play games lately.

Alot.

Plenty.

Nonestop.

Wake at 4 p.m, sleep at 4 am.

What a life style.

Skipped breakfast.

Lunch.

Only dinner.

Lol....

I am a wreck....

SHOULD CHANGE.!!!

From this onwards, I declare myself as a nerd.

Lol, I am always one.

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I so freaking hate my instructor.

Haha, I almost forgot to update you people on my

DRIVING LESSONS.

I have a retarded instructor who is 

so bloody retarded that he always hold my stering wheel

just to avoid the potholes on the road.

He would not let go of it unless it is on the high way.

It is not like I am going to crash the miserable kancil

right?

Lol. 

I started driving without my instructor at my side ady.

I knocked the tiang once during side park.

So embarassing.

Had to lift my ass out of the car and pick up the tiang in

front of other people.

So stupid.

Then, my bukit was a nightmare without the 

instructor.

Yet, he was there, yelling at me through the side window.

Instructor favourite quotes.

Lift hand brake.

Accelerate leh

Okae slowly lift clutch.

Accelerate leh.

If no accelerate how to move???

BRAKE BRAKE

(Please translate to canto)

The more he shouted, the more

panicky I am.

How am I going to think thru the ruckus.

He is being a mean ass.

Worse than a mean ass.

Jason

The blog title has nothing to do with this blog post.

On the other hand, it explains the movie I watched recently.

Most of you guys have certainly watched Jason vs Freddy right?

Haha, the most significant part was the naked girl part during the start

of the movie where the girl was swimming before she got chopped by Jason.

Now who is Jason.

Jason is this deformed boy, (physically and mentally).

It was Friday 13th when he witness the beheading of his mom.

After that incident, he went on a rampage to kill people.

The movie was gory.

Sickening but exhiliarating.

Seriously!!!

My adrenaline was rushing through my veins.

The exact same feeling of going through some sexual high.

My heart was pumping as though it would pop out from my mouth.

Carmen who was sitting beside me was not really watching.

Okae, she was watching through her bag!!!!!

Lol.....

My birthday party with my uni friends was great.

Seriously, I had so much fun.

I was teased.

:(

Not exactly a good thing right?

Haha, but it made me appreciate friends.

I mean, no one would like to have birthdays alone right?

They planned the surprise which 70% surprised me....

I had a big red card creatively decorated.

I loved the cheese cake Stef!!!

I did not even share it with my brother.

Oh, I usually do not.

Neways... I take this opportunity to

 Thank You for everything:

Present

Card

Time sacrificed

Wishes

Cake

Being there for me!!!!!

Birthday comes but once a year

This few days were not worth a blog post.

Uneventful.

Lol.

However, 19th is a ways worth a post.

19 is a significant number for me for a few reasons.

Mainly, it is my birthday.

Today is my birthday.

I almost forgot about it.

Yesterday, we went to the Gardens for dinner at the Spread.

My aunts and uncles were there.

I never thought it was for my birthday until the cake was taken out.

Lol...

talking about blur-ness.

Dinner was excellent.

It was a buffet dinner.

The one's that I love is rib eye and seafood cooked with cream.

Stuffed to the max.

Went for a walk at mv.

My pariah brother challenge my cousin, brother and I 

for a game at the arcade.

We played Daytona.

Then we played the basketball thing where you have to

throw balls into the hole?

I won hands down.

Neways, I went back tired but happy.

And most importantly, filled.

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Little did I know, sms came flooding in...

Thank you every one who greeted me though texting, facebook-ing, and erm...

friendster?

Lol.. I really appreciate these messages.

Luckily no messages came in saying that I am older.

I kill them... my hair is turning grey in no time.

Luckily no hair falling.

Still I appreciate 

;)

Some sms came in as early as after 12...

Lol...

talking about punctuality...

Here I would like to officially wish Kenneth Kuan Yuen Fai a 

Happy 19th Birthday

Easter Sunday

The bunnies come hopping by once again.

Yet, today's church sermon was so touching.

Somehow, I felt connected and managed to stay awake for the whole sermon.

The speaker whom I do not know spoke about the 

7th miracle Jesus did.

It was about raising Lazarus from the dead.

Lazarus was a good friend of Jesus.

When Martha and Mary told Jesus that Lazarus was sick, 

Jesus went and see him.

But Lazarus was already passed away when Jesus arrived.

Jesus performed a miracle which the Lazarus was raised.

I learnt that not all hope is lost and there is Jesus to look to 

in times of troubles.

I hope that I will not lose faith in him :)

Fucking Screwed

My math sucks.

My Chemistry sucks.

The only subject which I really find joy is Biology.

But I find it hard to do so now with stupid assignments 

such as Organic essay and reports.

I have been stressing over exams for the past few weeks.

Since I am a part time nocturnal, I lacked my sleeping hours.

Lecturers have been an ass by giving half baked lectures 

which does not make sense half the time.

The thing I hate about them is that them try and make things

interesting but they fail by trying too hard.

Just cut the crap by going straight to the point instead 

of running round the bush and coconut tree like some 

bloody Bollywood movie.

Sometimes, I wondered what I will turn out in 10 years time.

Working as a scientist in some lab?

Designing?

Unemployed?

This is the same rant I posted a few months ago.

I partially hate this course.

I tried telling my dad once but it was useless.

Solution, go ask Uncle Eric and Steve for solutions.

But I hate asking because they usually give me hard, coinfusing, PhD answers.

How the fuck am I going to understand.

Well, I am just going to go through this course and 

wait for the results.

Results determine.

One failure and I am outta there.

See Wai's Sweet 19th

I met See Wai when we were in F2.

She was Pui San's best buddy that time and she was sitting

behind me if I am not mistaken.

It was during F3 when we really cliqued.

LOL!!

Her birthday was the easiest to remember because 

it is so near to mine.

Like my house and damai.

So it was Friday night.

Wendy had told me a day earlier about her surprise party.

We lured her out of her house and went out for dinner.

It was a pan mee stall at Desa Petaling.

Wendy drove there cause neither of us have lisence.

Screw!!!

When we went there, Wendy and I discussed using the 

pretext of looking at Wendy's boyfriend pictures.

See Wai was clueless (I think).

After dinner, the plan was not really ready, so we went to Sri Petaling for desserts.

At a shop called Sweet Bun.

Wendy was too full, whereas I was never full.

I ordered a glass of Coconut Milk with Mango and Sago

(Something like a cendol.) and Fried Milk.

Ever tried Fried Milk before?

Tasty!!!

Taste like Steamed Eggs in a cup!!

After 'dessert', the other's was not really ready yet,

so Wendy fetched her home first.

We waited in the car for the others and surprised her with cakes and jellies.!!!

I love the jellies :) (guilty)

See Wai just had her bath when we rammed (exaggerating) through her door.

There you go See Wai,Happy belated 19th birthday.

Your present will have to wait because I was never good

at getting one.

Finally

I can't describe my feelings right now.

Somewhat a thin line between feeling euphoric and depressed.

Finally, I managed to find time to dedicate to my blog again.

It is not to say that I do not have time, it is just that I have been procastinating.

So, what do I have to say.

A little update on Carmen, the goddess of philosophy.

She came up with a theory a couple of days ago.

Goes something like this.

Setting: Carmen standing straight admist fogs, mist and clouds.

Divine, bright, and pure light shining behind her like a beacon of knowledge.

Carmen: Guys will get BIG E when a girl shouts (scream, moan, weep, wail, etc)

All of us was astounded when we received this piece of 

knowledge.

Never underestimate a girl's voice. 

Poker Face

Since classes were ending and we were bored, we usually headed up to Carmen's room

for a game of cho dai di.

Well, today, we introduced a new game.

Poker.

Instead of using money, we judi-ed on drinks to belanja.

For every follow, one must place a drink in.

So the game began.

EL was as perfect as ever, with careful planning, probability and 

CONFIDENCE LEVEL!!!!

Carmen was losing initially but gained back her losses later on. :(

Ivan was on a winning streak all the way :(

Kian Min was winning initially and began losing again. :)

Wei Keat however, was losing all the way. :)

I was balanced.

With winning and losing at the same time, I grew impatient and

wanted more.

There were times when my hand was bad, and yet I 

risked to win.

Kami begitu khusyuk dengan poker sehingga

EL perlu mem-bounce kan aset semasanya untuk mendapatkan

perhatian kami.

We proceed to turning the Chemistry class into a Malaysian style Las Vegas.

Still, we had a good time, despite my losses.

Ivan, EL, AND CARMEN emerged the winners among all....

The result, I lost.

LESSON LEARNT: DO  NOT BE GREEDY AND IMPATIENT.

Being a sloth might be a good thing during a poker game.

Busi-ness

Argh, I am so damn busy for the past weeks.

Yes, that is my excuse for no updates :)

Firstly, I started my driving lessons:)

Haha, I manage to drive around Sri Petaling area without any engine stalling :)

The second lesson was a whizz too :)

Managed to side park.

But my retarded instructor is a pain in the ass.

All he was doing was stepping on his brake and ask me to accelerate :O

WTF!!

How in the earth can I accelerate when it is braked :?

Still, I had loads of fun :)

Note to See Wai, Jealous? L:)

But the past week had been horrendous to me.

My maths sucks :(

My organic lagi suck.

I became a racist because of one fucking guy in my class.

Everyone is studying while I am playing and fooling around.

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Last Saturday was my Uni's prom :)

Jess the retarded called me last minute, waking me up when I was half awake (half asleep?)

Jess: Htennek, we are going for the annual dinner.....

Me: Okae (Half of the information was lost through the grogginess)

Still, I went.

The dinner was held at Sunway resort and spa ?

The venue was at the grand ballroom.

Wowweee, damn cool leh....

the deco was excellent, the food was delicious (I had triple servings :) 

The emcees, Ean and Nat from Hitz 92.9 were ghosting that night and

they were hilarious and lame.

I could not imagine that Ean was that short.

I met Ivan's girlfriend, Kimmie and Jess's Boyfriend Teik Chi for the first time.

I went partnerless :(

My company for the night was the delicious abalone and the honey dew dessert.

After the dinner and the performances, we headed to MOS.

My first clubbing experience for the forst time and i WENT out 1/2 hrs later.

WTF!!

It is not a good idea to go in for a chatty person like me.

You pratically have to shout to the other person to make yourself heard.

Jess left early too.

Stef was still jiggling with her booties if she had any :)

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Omg, my Biology test is tomorrow and I am blogging.

The reason why I am blogging now is to get back my readers :)

They have been asking me about my stagnant blog.

Sorry.

Will update again really soon.

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I GOT ROBBED!!!

Past MidDAY.

Omg... someone just broke into my house yesterday :(

It was in the afternoon when the fucking robbers came in.

My younger brother was there and he was playing the computer

when those bastards came in.

Since the roof can be easily pried open, the robbers had an advantage of coming in.

My brother told me that there were no footsteps on the floor as the

steps are wooden parkets.

They snooped behind my brother and clasp their bloody dirty hand over his mouth.

Since no struggle was avail, they won.

My brother could not call us because his phone was taken away from him.

Using rafia strings, they tied him up and gagged him.

The next moment, they ran upstairs and rummage though our belongings and

took the available cash.

My brother could hear the drawers and shelfs crashing down.

Since he was down stairs, he tried to break free.

There was nothing to cut those rafia except for some

children scissors.

He tried standing up but it was tough.

It was then he heard them coming down again.

There were no sacks but just boxes.

Boxes of my belonging.

My brother wanted to scream but his mouth was gagged.

Again, he tried to break free from the bonds but the robbers pushed him down.

He later took my brother's and my laptop and carried into the awaiting car.

Before leaving, the robbers left a note saying......

Please press on Ctrl + A

"APRIL'S FOOL"

Gotcha, actually nothing happen to my family and house.

Just joking.

Donnot take this seriously ya.

Thanks for concerning. :)

htennek