Are Handjobs Related to Asian Somehow?

I checked on my Nuffnang account and looked up 

on the top keywords which lead readers to my blog.

There were this word which caught my attention.

ASIAN HANDJOB.

wtf!!

I could not believe that people would find blogs for sex/ handjobs.

This sick pervs should be somewhere in slum cybercafe who got nothing 

to do and search for these "handjobs"

Still, I hope they clicked on my advertisments though.

Songs I am listening now:

Title and Registration  (Death Cab For Cutie)

Album: TRANSATLANTICISM

Earth Hour: Kuala Lumpur Lights Out

Driver: Nak ke mana cik? 

Penumpang : Saya nak ke bandar Sunway. Dekat jer, rumah saya kat Jalan Puki Mak U Lah... 

Driver : Cik, kita ni orang Melayu. Tak boleh ke gunakan bahasa yang lebih sopan. 

Penumpang: Nak sopan macam mana lagi bang. Dah memang itu nama jalannya. 

Driver :   %$#@&*

This is a joke from the plucked from the net.

Pretty fucked up country.

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EARTH HOUR

KLCC after 9.30.

KLCC at 9.35

KLCC AT 9.34

KLCC at 9.27

Leka Leka candlelight dinner.

Since it was Earth Hour just now (8.30-9.30), I was out for dinner.

Of course I turned off my usual house lights.

We went to this restaurant in Sri Petaling called Soon Fatt Seafood Restaurant.

It is just opposite the Sri Petaling Hotel.

After dinner, it was just 8.30.

Man, the "turning out the lights thingy just started".

Cannot go back now because we vowed not to turn on the lights before 9.30.

A PROMISE IS A PROMISE.

So we decided to go jalan jalan around Kuala Lumpur to

see how commited KL is towards this event.

First stop.

Starwalk/ Bukit Bintang.

Leka Leka with their lights off.

Diners are having their meals admist candlelights.

Grand LV without the usual chic.

Marriot looks so dull.

People gathering outside Marriot

The Westin is unlighted too.

The first thing I noticed was the dim hotels.

Not just some slum run down hotels.

It was the JW Marriot and Westin.

Amazing hor!!...

These multibillion hotel was able to turn off it's lights for Earth.

Some restaurants such as the Leka Leka turned off their lights 

allowing their diners to dine in a 

romantic candlelight dinner.

Owt Rof Hsab Yadhtrib

From left: Ron, EL, Stef, Me, Chua, Ivan, Kian Min, Carmen, and Jess

We celebrated Kian Min and Chua's birthday today.

Nothing much al.

Just brought a cake (Nice, moist, choc with fondant) cake.

Extremely sinful and delicious.

We brought a packet of candle to light.

After the usual sing song, everyone ate the cake and felt happy/ full.

Orbituary.

My pet spider, Jinggly died today on

26 March 2008.

I felt remorseful as Wei Keat asked me 

to release it.

I guess it was all my fault.

I caught it.

I fed it with ants when Jinggly was a vegan.

I even let Jinggly played together with Ham Ham who is extremely aggressive.

May your soul rest in peace and the Spider Heaven Gates open for you.

Cursing, Swearing and Loads of Profanity

Caught Red handed with the middle finger sticking up.

 Presenting Stef and Jess 

Directed by Insanity

18SX

Children should be accompanied with 

an adult while viewing this picture.

Mr Omar Sulhi (I Think)

The blog title is dedicated to my former/ex Chemistry 

lecturer who fucked up my life

Argh!!!

I screwed Chemistry... real deep!!

Okae... I did not study hard enough..

Yet, the point of no return guiltiness was too much to bear.

Omg.. Organic chemistry was a real killer.

I totally skipped chapter 1 & 2.

Now I regreted not paying enough attention to those chapters.

I only I could turn back time.

Later that evening, we went to Metropoint to celebrate 

Kian Min's Birthday.

Initially, we thought of asking Chua to join

us but the Sabah Gang had a surprise party installed for him. :)

Had dinner at Kenny Rogers because I cannot think of any other 

restaurants :(

The portion of my 1/4 ori chicken was relatively smaller 

than the one I had last time.

Still, nevermind lar.

Wanted to get a cake too but forgot the reason why we

did not get one....

Good news of the week

1. Birthday coming up ;)

2. I earned 4.50 ringgit Malaysia on Nuffnang ;p

3. I won an ice cream today during the LG Roadshow at Uni

4. I started my motor

5. I got free movie tickets from GSC

Bad news of the week

1. Some Bangladeshi won the new LG hp...

2. Obviously I screwed the Chem test... I even had time to draw Mr Omar's face ;p

3. Tired and tired.. cannot wait for weekends to rot.

Sigh*

1st year will be more lonely...

Most of my friends are leaving for other unis

1. Wei Keat

2. EL (Pending)

3. Kitz (Pending)

4. Joan 

5. May be... Me

Pray to God that he will lead me to the right pathway..

This section is dedicated for Sherrie

Today, Carmen and Sherrie named my pet spider.

Red ant Spider= Jinggly

The black one=Ham Ham

I am innocent afterall

Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then re-post as your __% innocent. 

01. Smoked 
02. Drank alcohol
03. Cried when someone died. ( is it counted in the shows on the tv? lolz ) 
04. Been drunk.
05. Had sex.
06. Been to a concert.
07. Gotten/given a hand job. 
08. Been verbally/sexually harassed. 
09. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. 
10. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
11. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose . 
12. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
13. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
14. Been to prom. 
15. Cried at school. 
16. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store.
17. Went streaking.
18. Given or received a lap dance.
19. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
20. Skipped classes.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR : 89

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. 
23. Kissed a stranger. 
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party.
30. Done drugs.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR : 86
31. Played strip poker/darts/pool. 
32. Got paid to strip for someone. 
33. Run away from home. 
34. Broken a bone. 
35. Eaten sushi. 
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Made beans.
40. Been in love.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR :81
41. French kissed. 
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep. 
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. 
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun.
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. 
50. Watched an animal die. ( how 'bout this? )

PERCENTAGE SO FAR? : 73

51. Watched a person die.
52. Kissed somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody. 
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. 
56. Made spicy beans. 
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed Goth.
59. Dressed preppy . 
60. Been to a motocross race.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR : 69

61. Avoided somebody. 
62. Been stalked.
63. Stalked someone. 
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument. 
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself.
68. Bungee jumped. 
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. 
70. Been to a wild party.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR : 61

71. Been caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. 
75. Got arrested. 
76. Been pregnant. 
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country. 
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. 

PERCENTAGE SO FAR : 60

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. 
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex. 
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months.
85. Sat on your butt all day. 
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. 
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. 
89. Been called a whore. 
90. Danced like a whore. 

PERCENTAGE SO FAR : 59 

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. 
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. 
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. 
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain. 
97. Been rejected 
98. Left a restaurant without paying. 
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. 
100. Been raped. 

PERCENTAGE SO FAR : 54

I AM 54% INNOCENT !

More than half... Good Lord... 

GPS (Global Positioning System)

My cousin just got married!!

Pictures not available because my dad was the photographer :)

Oh, my dad just came back from China on a business trip and

brought a GPS device.

GPS (Global Positioning System) allows the user to find their way 

using addresses and coordinates.

Firstly, you have to type in the address you are looking for.

Starting with the country, city, state and the name of the road.

It was pretty fun to play with.

And the device was really accurate.

E.g: There is a sharp turning a few metres away,

the device will notify you.

GPS: Turn right in 230m.

GPS: Exiting highway in 600m.

It is also able to tell speedtraps and hidden camera.

With proper settings, it is able to identify trunk roads to evade 

the toll.

Overall, it is an essential device for those with STM like me :)

Happy birthdays to : Kian Min, Tai Onn and Chua Shark

Wish me luck in my Chemistry on Wed.

Sherrie, this is a post for you :)

Today, I had loads of fun teasing Sherrie.

Why should I tease her?

Because she is so teasable.

Haha, nonetheless, Sherrie was pretty much

 a sacarstic one as well :(

I almost lost to her but I devised a good prank to get her back.

During lunch, I was at SA with Sherrie and Carmen.

Sherrie suddenly pointed out on a guy to Carmen.

Since I was totally engrossed with my food, I MISSED out on what she said.

Being a ke-gong, I asked Sherrie and Carmen but they decided not to

tell me...:(

So I started pointing at random engineering people and talk to Sherrie.

*I was trying to make Sherrie embarassed but I looked like a fool*

Conclusion, Sherrie was embarassed and I felt a little stupid.

Nevertheless, a little endorphine gets me flowing again.

Oh btw, I started my motor lisence already.

Got my forst taste of the *Chopper* yesterday.

Sorry, I skipped church.

How 'Asian' Are You?

How 'Asian' Are You?

Found this interesting, how 'Asian' are you? =D

[X] Both of your parents are from Asia
[X] You were born in Asia
[ ] You use the term "Azn"
[ ]You think DDR is cool
[ ] You've watched lots of anime
[ ] You like Korean drama
[ ] You have stuff hanging on your phone
[ ] Your parents want you to marry within your own race
[X ] You eat rice almost everyday
[] You drink lemon tea

[] You style your hair
[X] You have a bebo/myspace/friendster never used though
[X] You speak languages other than English
[ ] Your parents are strict compared to other Asian parents
[X] Your parents have high expectations of you
[] You always get A's/B's on your report
[X] You do Chemistry/Biology/Physics/Accounting

[X] You know your multiplication table
[X] You play badminton or table tennis
[ ] You've seen the asian version The ring/The grudge

[X] You go/want to go to a university and would NEVER consider an apprenticeship
[X] You own an asian car (Honda, Toyota, etc)
[ X] You're not the only child
[X] You've gotten little red envelopes around February
[ ] You know the difference between kung fu, karate and tae kwon do
[ ] (If you're a girl)You prefer white guys over asian guys (If you're a guy)You prefer asian girls
[X ] Your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted
[] You can do the rubiks cube
[X] You have a box of noodles somewhere in your house
[X] You play video games

[ ] Every time you're going out your parents ask you where you're going and what time you'll be home
[] You have karaoke at home
[] You know BOA/Gazette/Ayumi Hamasaki/Gackt
[ ] You've been to a LAN more than 3 times
[] You have incense sticks/moth balls in your house
[X] You own a gaming console
[ X] You play a musical instrument
[X] You don't wear shoes in your house
[X] You can use chopsticks
[ ] You get nothing if you do well in school

[ ] Your parents won't let you go out if you have school the next day
[X] You have asian songs on your computer/iPod
[ ] You don't like football
[ ] You have a curfew
[ ] You know what ulzzang/tb means
[ ] You know what purikura is
[X] You like bubble tea
[ ] Your parents bought you shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come
[ ] You've played finalfantasy
[ ] You believe in fortune cookies

[X ] You know what bok choy is
[ ] You've heard the song "Got rice?"
[X] You have a tutor
[] You've had pockys/yan yan before
[] When you seek for your mother's permission she replies "Ask your dad" (other way around)


Total X's: 24
Your total x 2

Result: 48% Asian

Hot & Cold

Mother Nature hates us.

I woke up this morning witha slight drizzle on my window pane.

Well, the slight drizzle continued to become a pouring rainfall.

Since I can't catch a bus in this frickin weather, I asked for 

Alvin's help to fetch me toSalak Selatan train station. 

Thanks Alvin :)

I had MATHS test today and it was not good.

That was me knowing about today's test yesterday.

Of course I freaked out when Ivan told me that yesterday.

Did lotsa brushing up last night.

Had my dinner at 11 something.

Accompanied by Mr Kiru's lecture notes.

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Celebrated Mun Kiat's 19th the day before yesterday.

Had a small gathering at Station 1.

Attended

Yee Theng

Ri Hao

Mun Kiat of course

Wei Han

Elaine

Keng Fai

Marvin

Me :)

Tai Onn

Keith

Mark

Mengz

Yuen Yee

Vern

(If I missed out anyone, blame it on my bad memory :D)

After dinner, we planned to catch  movie.

Sadly there were no nice movies since all the reviews sucks.

So we had a bowling match :)

I suck at bowling.

Became the lowest 3 and had to belanja the bdae boy :(

Then, we heading for CT :) for L4D again :):(....

Fun bah....

Went back at 2 something and woke up late the next morning (yesterday).

Missed Bio but caught up with organic :)

Earth Hour

Being a Biology student, I could not help but read this article.

"Millions are pledging to switch off their lights at 8.30pm 

on the 28th of March in

conjuction with the Earth Hour."

 Excerpt from The Sun, 16 March 2009

This event is organized by WWF organization as a

climate change intiative.

For one hour, people around the globe

are turning off their lights to support this cause.

Eventhough I am not an Earthy person, I think that I am not 

going to forgo this one.

There are plenty of fabulous activites which one can 

do without lights on.

Candle light dinner?

Picnic under the stars?

Making love?

Haha, just kidding.

Still it is for a good cause.

Go Green!!

March Madness

March use to mean hectic and busy days.

That does not change much.

English questionnaires are troublesome.

Fancy going to your friends asking them to fill in the forms.

Birthdays are lining up for March.

The list are as follows.

Carmen

Kian Min

Chua

Talab

Foong Yi

Nat

Mun Kiat

(I did not include the dates because I forgot :( )

(Will include it the next time Facebook notifies me)

Celebrated Foong Yi's birthday yesterday.

It was not grand nor lavish yet we had a brilliant time.

Had dinner at some restaurant (again I forgot the name  ).

Dishes were fantastic, I mean really delicious.

We had curry fish head, claypot stewed veges, marmite pork, yam basket and greens.

The surry was so fragrant that you can actually identify the

 spices used in the dish (exaggerating).

Overall it was a real deal.

The price tag was onyl RM 129.

A mazing hor!!

You can never find that in Kay El :)

Today was pretty tiring.

Went for futsal at  11.

Gto trashed by KTAR students.

There was this blue shirt guy who can rembat the ball like what 

Steven Chow did in the movie, Shaolin Soccer.

We kena-ed kau kau.

Lost dunno by how many points.

After trashing, we went for lunch at Berkeley.

Sembang for a while, we headed for CT :)

2 hrs later, we had our fair share of CS and L4D.

I came back a happy man :):):)

I founf out from Ho Chiack that Penang has a  lot of tasty food.

Oh my, I am already salivating just by looking at the pictures.

Wanna go there sometime in after foundation.

I will drive :)

Illiterate Politicians

Today's Sun newspaper came up with an article.

"Stop Playing Race Card, MCA Youth to Umno leaders"

Basically, that was what Selangor and Johore MCA Youth 

chief suggested.

It revoked this because of what Datuk Seri Dr Rais Yatim said on TV9.

"Selama ini, ornag Cina tealh menguasai lebih 38% daripada ekonomi 

negara kita dan kita juga tidak pernah bising. Apa salahnya kalau kita orang Melayu, 

yang mrmpunyai populasi yang melebihi 50% menguasai lebih daripada 50% daripada ekonomi negara kita"

WTF!!!

It is so utterly bullshit.

Comeon, we Chinese are competitive but we never stole anything 

from YOU guys.

It is not our fault that we control 38% of the economy.

If that is the case, try utilising the remaining 62% for your benefit. 

That is way beyond 50% of what you asked.

After 51 years of independence and it is you people 

who are always trying to revoked race insecurities between the rakyat.

And the Rice guy is thinking about doing so, think again.

We are literate and your plea to get votes for your parliamentary seat will 

not be bothered by us.

Fuck off, racist.

Why Can't I Ask Why?!!!

Uni has been pretty tough these few weeks.

Luckily, I have few friends around to crash about.

Yet, the subjects are getting harder and weirder.

Particularly this 2 subjects: Organic and Chemistry.

Chemistry has a new lesturer.. yay.. 

or not.

Hisname is Mr Akupunxtaunamedie.

Indian I suppose.

Clean shaven with a light stubble.

The problem with him is that he give short breaks.

Really short breaks.

So short that you can't even take a piss during breaktimes.

I like Mr Chiang's breaks.

Long and relaxing.

You can go out of the class and never come back :)

Mr Omar's classes are pretty tight too.

Short breaks.

Nevertheless, Mr Akupunxtaunamedie won hands down.

Moving on, organic chemistry is getting harder wach week.

Confusing.

And to make the matter worse, the teachings are confusing.

We were taught to balance the equation during high school.

Yet, the equations now are lacking H here and there.

WTF?!!

Ms Jane was getting annoyed with my constant bombardment 

of ridiculous questions on her.

The class witnessed her explosion yesterday.

Sweet!!

Biology was shitty today :(

After hours sitting under the flourescent tube, staring at the printed sheets 

was pointless.

Ms Jane came in with the papers and passed it to us.

Q1:Explain the term....... SPECIATION?

WTF?

I did not come across any speciation during my revision.

Adrenaline started pumping through my veins.

Q2 Explain the term SYMPATRIC SPECIATION and 

ALLOPATRIC SPECIATION. Provide suitable examples.

WTH?!!

OMG, I could pee in my pants right away.

Suddenly, something flew pass my mind.

Something to do with birds.

Fuck, I am thinking of birdies in the middle of a frickin exam.

Then something about lions and tigers.

Oh, I felt like Archimedes when I finally got it.

Sympatric: The mutated birdies.

Allopatric: Ligers

Quickly, I wrote down my answers.

Few hours later, I am here in the comforts of my home and I took out 

my last semester notes.

Reason was to look for those meanings.

Few minutes later, I started cursing.

Sympatric: Ligers

Allopatric: BIRDIES CASE

Looks like I am gonna spend the weekend cursing, 

passing out questionnaires and studying :(

Green Week

Nottingham is having their Green Week.

This is in conjuction with the Earth Week, I think.

Moving on, they are running several on spot competition in which anyone

who is wearing green this week and eating vegetarian food

 is entitled to win a

Jason Lo new cd :) 

Uber cool.

There is still another cd available but unknown to me.

Next, this week is super dull.

I feel that all energy is gone from me.

And I taught Carmen, EL, and Stef 2 new words.

Dildo and Orgasm.

Pretty scientific terms.

My questionnaire distribution is pretty much complete.

Just needed a little adjustment here and there.

OMG, exams are coming up.

This week, I pledge to be an all vegan to support the 

Green Week.

Kudos for me!!

Curiousity Kills The Cat and Me

Whatever you do, DON'T CLICK ON THIS!!!

Roadkill

Since I was small, I use to fantatise about being a driver.

Usually, I will be 'teaching' the driver instead of being a good

backseat passenger.

Form 5 passed and a number of my friends have

 already taken their lisence... except me.

It is not that I do not want to.

It is just that I do not have the time to spare, going through all

those trouble getting one.

Well, that really burdened my friends, chauffering me everywhere.

From mamaks to ccs. 

So I decided to get one this year.

The anticipation of driving is killing me.

10-2 and 3-9 is what the instructor taught us but I really wanna 

feel the adrenaline of speeding down the road.

Now I am getting closer to achieve my dreams.

I took my Undang and sat through the 

hellish 5 and 6 hours lecture.

Next week, I will be taking my first driveing lesson.

Wish me luck cause your life depends on my driving skills :)

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Sweet 19th

Perfect day for a birthday

Secret Recipes Mid Valley

Ee Leen ordering Cordon Bleu,... my cordon bleu!!

This cool chandelier...  lame...

ONe form of deformities: transexuality

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Facebook has influence most of the teens life.

Take me for example, rely totally on Facebook to notify me about 

Birthdays.

This March, there are 2 birthday babies which I know of 

at Uni.

Mac 2: Carmen.

Due to the fact that she did not upload her birthday on Facebook, I 

did not realize that it was her birthday until Wei Keat told me.

Sorry Carmen.

So we had a quick birthday plan for the birthday girl.

Usual plan: Movies and makan.

EL went and look for the suitable movie and came up with a 

few birthday themed shows.

1. House

2. Eden Lake.

Since Wei Keat cannot make it before 6 we decided on 

Eden Lake.

OMG, the show was pretty intense and gory.

Not exactly birthday movie material.

After the movie, Wei Keat decided to leave so there were 5 of us left.

Since cakes are mandatory for birthdays, we decided to crash at Secret Recipes.

And for no apparent reason, SR doesn't turn on their ACs.

While waiting for better seatings, we went and brought Carmen's gift.

(Facebook didn't notify us on her birhtday :( sorry!!)

It was the twilight series.

After dinner, we ordered 2 brownies because there were only a few of us.

We placed a candle for her and sang a birthday song.

There was another table celebrating birthday too and they brought a

CHOC INDULGENCE.!!

Lust and Gluttony came into my mind.

More pictures at Kian Min's facebook (I think)